South America – Crazy Female Solo Traveler

Real thoughts from a Mexican-German female traveling alone in South America:

• Ok, the bus is definitely going to drop me off on a street corner. Good. What’s my weapon?
• Crap. I have no weapons.
• Kick him in the balls if he tries to take my bag.
• This bunk bed is definitely going to break.
• This boat is definitely going to sink.
• Maybe I’ll get a tattoo!
• Is the drink this man bought me safe or is it poisoned?
• It’s probably poisoned.
• I had a shower before bed. So why are my fingernails so dirty?
• If I don’t peddle much faster on this bike, that rabid dog will most certainly kill me.
• Maybe that kind-looking homeless woman will watch my bag while I go pee.
• I’m so proud of myself!

In summary: I didn’t die from rabies, boat capsizing, or poison; and I didn’t get a tattoo. But I did South America, and it was fucking awesome.

See you soon, Canada. xo.